My life according to Google...

Type in the following and choose the first choice (that makes sense) that
appears on the list

1) Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search:
- Karla needs to be sitting in a jail cell for the rest of her life. [ WHAAAT?! WHAT DID I DO?! :)) lol ]

2) Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
- Karla looks like a gangsta. [ YO' WHAT'S UP MAH HOMIEES! :)) lmao ]

3) Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
- Karla likes to knit things and write her lefty political opinions in the longstanding columns of the nationally recognized Daily Aztec. [ ?!?! ]

4 ) Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
- Karla says hi to Adam! [ Hi Adam! wait, Adam who? ]

5) Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
- Karla wants to strike a deal with the first buyer who gives her any type of offer she can live with. [ HAHAHA! xp ]

6) Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
- Karla does some floor exercises. [ xD lol ]

7) Type in "[your name] hates" Google search
- Karla hates me. [ DAMN RIGHT I HATE YOU! HAHA ]

8) Type in "[your name] goes"
- Karla goes to Hollywood. [ OH I LIKE THISSS! ]

9) Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
- Karla loves lavender and thought it would blend well with cream. [ ?? ]
10) Type in"[your name] is" in Google search:
- Karla is an eye-poker. [ YEAH COME CLOSE SO I CAN POKE YOUR EYE! ]